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Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Xmas prezzies!
Wrap your gifts in style with these premium wrapping paper sheets! Get three high-quality, matte-finished sheets and add a touch of class to Xmas.
• Size: 28.75″ × 19.75″ (73 × 50.2 cm)
• Thickness: 70# uncoated text
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• A set of 3 sheets
• Matte finish
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Size: 18″×12.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
This extra soft, lightweight crew-neck sweater will keep you cozy, and the deranged, shrieking Santa will remind you what Xmas is all about.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks.
The devil made me do… something
1997 is back with a vengeance! Available in two colors only (as Satan intended), just as it was back in the day (if ya know, ya know).
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
This extra soft, lightweight crew-neck sweater will keep you cozy. Sweater color is COCOA.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks.
Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
FOUR BLISTERING WEEKS OF EAR-POUNDING SHRED!
Celebrate LESION’s first bowel-shattering NYC residency with this commemorative tee.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
LESION MOVIES!
Everyone loves big pharma! Its wanton, cynical, and grotesque abuse of the public trust is just one example of what makes capitalism great. Now you can show that love of by wearing the anti-depressant that “fixed” Venison (see Rare Tongue for more details). Includes side effects* on back!
*Sanitor is for crazy people. Don’t take if you’re sane or sane-adjacent.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
A BUMPER MISREMEMBERED
Was it all just a beautiful fever dream?
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
What would HE do? You should do that too.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Where my atheists at?
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
Zulu warrior or snooty Brit imperialist? Pick a side and celebrate LESION’s beloved third album, You and What Army?
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Zulu warrior or snooty Brit imperialist? Pick a side and celebrate LESION’s beloved third album, You and What Army?
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
“Hey, what does YAWA? mean?”
“It means YOU AND WHAT ARMY? So what’s the answer, punk?”
This organic beanie is stylish, practical, and eco-friendly. Thanks to its breathable lightweight fabric, you can wear it both indoors and outdoors.
• 100% organic cotton
• Antiallergic and natural fabric
• Cuffed beanie
• Blank product sourced from China
Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Myths and legends
Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Based on some other excellent thing
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Size: 12″×18.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
“RADICAL TO THE MAXIMUM!” Dope-ass double-sided LESION Factory Team hoodie evokes the glory days of old-school BMX.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Size: 18″×12.″
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper. Generous borders allow ease of matting/framing. Please note: this is a digital print and is NOT signed by the artist, nor considered part of a limited edition.
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
Everybody loves LESION’s first album Slaboratory. Celebrate that thing by wearing this thing.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
That’s Old school!
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee has a more structured look. It sits nicely and maintains sharp lines around the edges.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer for delivery. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.