MONKEY RUMP

(2010) A Lesion fan's face is disfigured with acid. Can a baboon's rump skin graft save his dignity?

I TOUCH DEATH

(2009) Piss and Gustave pull some Halloween "mischief" on the rest of the band.

(2008) Piss switches personalities with his evil parallel-universe twin. Dr. Hurtz has (another) mid-life crisis.

(2006) Lesion has "quite a day" after Venison is accused of being a terrorist.

(2005) An average day at the office turns grotesque for three coworkers.

(2004) LESION is forced to spend a night at the home of blood-sucking antiques-dealer Mister Mofungo.

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(2002) Dim-witted super-patriot George W. Bush reluctantly gives Mrs. Santa Claus the go-ahead to have her husband lobotomized.

(2002) Flaccid record sales force Dr. Hurtz to get a facelift and Piss is kidnapped by an obsessive groupie.

(1995) Santa Claus describes to his analyst an episode from the past that continues to haunt him.

(1995) An intellectual must find a solution to dirty eyeglasses.